

Here's a kitchen funny to get you cooking!
CHANGE IS INEDIBLE
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I didn't have potatoes, so I substituted rice.
I didn't have paprika, so I used another spice.
I didn't have tomato sauce, I used tomato paste;
A whole can, not a half can - I don't believe in waste.
A friend gave me the recipe; she said you couldn't beat it.
There must be something wrong with her
I couldn't even eat it!
BREAD
DESSERTS
DIPS DRINKS